So, let’s break a few of the stereotypes about bad boy profiles. I don’t ride a motorcycle, ever. I have no tattoos (Do you have any idea how hard that is to maintain in the prison system where every ink slinger in the joint wants a clean body to show off his work on?), my hair is cut short, and I’m not opposed to wearing a tie. Also, I have never smoked even one “joint”, been drunk even once in my life, taken even one illegal drug, or hit or kicked my wife or our children. I have taught religion at church and go to church almost every week. So, with the exception of a long stay on death row until the real jerks figured out that the crime never happened, I’m almost a perfect angel. But, being innocent, in this society, doesn’t matter. I still can’t get a job. As a result, I am a poor provider. My wife of over thirty years married me in prison before she knew that I would ever get out. My prison record, never mind that the crime never happened, won’t allow me to work. So, I’m on welfare. Then I’m told that my wife can’t have her diabetes medication because she had six prescriptions earlier in the month and welfare won’t pay for more than six without taking a week to appeal it. Diabetes will put you in a coma in less than a week if untreated. Nobody tells me that my wife can’t have her medication because of some stupid welfare guideline! So, now I am a real felon. I guess that my morality really doesn’t match society’s morality after all. Go figure!

Bad Boy

Thanks for the comment. Good point, I can see how women are attracted to “bad guys” to spice up their life as well…